kp: Are knife skills the only skills u possess? What about spoon skills?
dp: We also have great phone skills and Anna has wonderful people skills.

kp: I have it on good authority that Anna can make a pretty awesome pancake. Did you consider "pancake skills" as a band name?
ab: We considered all kinds of names for the band. "Knife Skills" came to Deron in a dream, so we considered that to be a sign. 'Cuz like when I had that "Naked Magic" dream absolutely nothing in relation to it ever happened. That was a sign.

kp: What about "mancake skills"?
ab: No one went for it when I suggested "Fellatio Skills".
dp: The other names we considered were "Sucka Ducka" "Klaus From Germany" and "First Time Listener, Long Time Caller".
ab: And I like mancakes on Fridays.

kp: You don't have a TV. What show do you miss most? Is it "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
ab: It's true. Deron and I do not have a TV. I occasionally hanker for The Simpsons or Buffy, especially now that there are lesbian witches. Ooh, maybe The Cosby Show or The Adventures of Pete and Pete. But it's not like they show good stuff like that anymore. But I don't miss commercials. Well, maybe late night infomercials for Flobees and juicers sold by carrot orange men.
dp: I miss CSI, Family Law and The Simpsons. I refuse to watch "Raymond" as one of the actors is taller than me. People taller than me are a pet peeve.

kp: What does the world look like from your height?
dp: Much like the view of a king from the highest parapet in his castle.
ab: Sharp.

kp: Who would win in a fight, Shellac or Rape Man?
dp: Rapeman. Although Cornhole would take them both.
ab: Between Rape Man and Jesus Lizard? Jesus Lizard. Between Jesus Lizard and Knife Skills? Mancakes.

kp: What are your favorite Math courses?
dp: Informal Geometry and Truman's Water.
ab: I've been lost since fourth grade multiplication table. I actually had calculators implanted into my finger tips so I don't have to figure out the tip at restaurants.

kp: What is the square root of 666?
ab: Black Sabbath.
dp: Stryper.

kp: What is the best kind of pie?
dp: Vegan Chocolate Pudding Pie with fake whipped cream.
ab: "She's my cherry pie."

kp: What meat is the meanest?
ab: Maybe live squirrel. They get pissed off if you try to make them into BBQ.
dp: Doves wrapped in Bacon.