kp: When does Mr. Beautiful's contract expire? Does he ask for more money each time?
DD+WL: Well, it’s hard to compete with the excitement he gets as Head Hairdresser in the Israeli military.

kp: Do you ever run into naysayers?
DD+WL: Yes.

kp: How do you respond?
DD+WL: We require they shave all their hair from their body. Then:

1. Oral
2. Anal (with a condom)
3. Cuddle

kp: At the show we attended, Ghostkrabb gave some special attention to the girl (in the audience) standing next to me, and later to another guy. Has anyone ever given you a hard time about that after a show--maybe they were embarrassed and got mad?
DD+WL: Yes, we have made some people uncomfortable. They want us to be something we’re not: straight, bi, she-male, gay, whatever.

kp: Have you had a bad show? What happened?
DD+WL: Fur Coat asked a girl in the audience to hold his coat. She threw it on the floor because she was vegan. Fur Coat cried the entire show. Poor little guy.