kp: How did you transform the 3 piece into the rock monster it is today?
DD+WL: Well, we started as two, tried every position, added one more, then we asked the question -- why limit ourselves?

kp: Is there "a" songwriter or two songwriters or many songwriters? Who has final say at the end of the day?
DD+WL: We all write. Final say? I guess that’s whoever’s on top or finishes last.

kp: Which band member tells the greatest stories?
DD+WL: It’s probably Mr. Beautiful, but we don’t speak Jewish.

kp: Which member has the hottest lady?
DD+WL: The Eel has this smokin’-hot fucking pre-op. And "she" totally passes!

kp: Which member has the stinkiest feet?
DD+WL: Harrison.

kp: Which member makes the best Mexican food?
DD+WL: Fur Coat sucks a mean burrito.

kp: Which member has the longest "member"?
DD+WL: How about y’all cum over and measure us? Bring a yardstick.