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INTERVIEW:
Double Dong + Wyld Lixx

by kittenpants
(Q help from Corn Mo and Uncle Sloppy)

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Readers of Issue XV may remember my previous mention of Double Dong + Wyld Lixx, as I had recently been seduced by their charm--and their outfits.

The CD, "FILE UNDER FANTASY" is fun and hot and it rocks, and I think you should own it. Seriously. But the live show is what you've really got to see. Take everything good about glam, add a touch of human beatbox, hug it, then put your hand on it's ass, and you've got something close to a DD+WL show.

Plus they're so pretty! I want to make out with all of them. Simultaneously.

Visit their website to see when they'll be playing near you--you won't regret it. And if you do, then let me know so I can tell you why you're wrong and then laugh at you.

kp: What was the first record you ever purchased?
DD+WL:
The first record we bought as a group was the Partridge Family Album, but we kept bickering over it, and had to give it to charity.

kp: What was the first concert you ever attended?
DD+WL:
Barbara.

kp: How did DD+WL form? How long have you been together?
DD+WL:
We met at the Bear Mountain Men's Meeting in the woods of Wisconsin two years ago. Fur Coat assembled a motley force of bold young Lixx to stiffen The Dong. Harrison, Justin Timberlixx, and Mr.Beautiful would provide the power to fuel a rising shaft of dongblood. It is a shaft that pleases many. It is a Fellowship of Men with the common goal of gaining Indecent Proposals (I.D.P.s) for enhanced lovemaking.

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INTERVIEW: Double Dong + Wyld Lixx
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