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Shelters, Shacks, and Shanties
By D.C. Beard, Shelter Publications Inc., 1914/1992.

Originally published in 1914 by one of the founders of the Boy Scouts of America; 'Shelters, Shacks, and Shanties' is an instructional, how-to guide to assembling the perfect mysterious building. Filled with over 300 illustrations drawn by the author, the book elegantly describes turn of the century building techniques and antiquated architectural concepts.

Conceived as a guide for all ages, of note is a section describing the construction of the 'American Boy's Hogan' which, because of the finished size of its entrance, must have all furniture placed on its foundation before its walls are raised and buried, creating an underground hideout. Chapters include: 'How to Make Fagot Shacks Without Injury to Trees', 'Secret Locks', and 'How to Make a Concealed Log Cabin Inside of a Modern House'.


The Man with the $100,000 Breasts and Other Gambling Stories
By Michael Konik, Broadway Books, 1999.

In 1996, special genius Brian Zembic won a $100,000 gambling wager by going under the knife and getting 38C breast implants. As of 2002 he has yet to have the implants removed. Zembic and other extreme gamesters are profiled in this collection of stories written for teste-mags ‘Maxim’ and ‘Cigar Aficionado’ by Michael Konik.

Includes an excellent cultural snapshot of ‘The World Series of Poker’ held annually at Binion’s Horseshoe Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Besides Amsterdam’s ‘Magic: The Gathering World Championship’, this world series is the best sporting event ESPN regularly televises. Where else could you see a cataract shade wearing beardo obsessively eat cheeseburgers while playing his sport? What other occasion could justify color commentary by Gabe Kaplan? This book proves that the only real sports involve just the right combination of chance, alcohol, and comps.

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