10. THERE WILL BE SWEATY HIPSTER FUCKS THERE AND YOU CAN PUNCH THEIR ANNOYING LIGHTS OUT

9. YOU CAN COUNT THE GIRLS IN HATS AND FEEL THE HATRED BOIL UP INSIDE YOU LIKE A VOLCANO

8. THE PSYCHOS! ARE THE ONLY BAND IN NEW YORK THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY KICK YOU IN YOUR STUPID TEETH DURING A SHOW

7. THE POSSIBILITY OF GIVING OR RECEIVING BLOW/HAND JOBS

6. IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT...WHAT THE FUCK ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO? WATCH DAWSON'S CREEK? TAPE IT!

5. MATCHING OUTFITS

4. YOU MIGHT SLIP ON SOME BLOOD AND BE ABLE TO SUE THE CLUB AND RETIRE

3. THERE'S A 85% CHANCE THAT THE PSYCHOS! WILL SODOMIZE YOU

2. THERE'S A 15% CHANCE THE PSYCHOS! WON'T SODOMIZE YOU

1. NACHOS!!!!!

See the show. January 30th at LUXX in Williamsburg.