SECTION IV - Potpourri, Stories: 
kp: I imagine you have the world's most awesome t-shirt collection. Am I right? 
DC: I used to have a lot of cool t-shirts until I moved to NY and gave them away.

kp: What's your favorite?
DC: One of my favorites was one I wore in a Mr. Show sketch, it had a smiling teddy bear sitting in a field of flowers and the words "Hug Therapist" on it. It was red. It's also tough to beat my "Fonzie" t-shirt. (Again, I wore it on Mr. Show) It had the Fonz saying "Aaaaaaay" in quotes.

kp: When will we see "Run Ronnie Run" in theaters? 
DC: Sometime between Spring of 2002 and never.

kp: Can you tell us something awesome that happened on the set (even if you have to make it up...)? 
DC: The funniest thing that happened on the set was when the President (Clinton) visited us and took a huge dump in my trailer but didn't flush. I sold his poo on e-bay for 42 dollars! 

kp: When I make the movie of "Hard Pope", will you be in it? Can you ride a Vespa? 
DC: Yes, and yes. I actually have a small scar from the last time I rode a Vespa. I didn't have my glasses on (I'm just about legally blind) and hopped a curb and ran into a wall. It was from the Mr. Show where the queen (me) escapes and rides away on a Vespa. It was one of the three worst sketches we ever did.