kp: Fuck yeah!  Wain and Showalter claim Supertramp is better than Superchunk. Agree or disagree?
DC: I will not even dignify that remark with an answer. Let me say this though, Anytime they want, Showalter, Wain, and the line-up of, what is it again, Supertramp? Can meet me and me alone in a back alley somewhere and we will get it on. All to the music of Superchunk. 

kp: What's your favorite response to your comic talents?
a. Shit in the pants
b. Pee in the pants
c. Laugh out loud
d. Cough up blood
e. Spit-take
DC: A combination of equal parts A and D 

SECTION II - Atlanta:
kp: What the fuck?! All the streets in Atlanta are named "Peachtree". Are they retarded, or is that some sort of funny joke they play on out-of- towners?
DC: Yes, there are in fact 27 streets with the name "Peachtree" hidden somewhere in them. And yes, some people are retarded, but that has nothing to do with anything. There are so many Peachtree street variations so that out-of-towners have something to talk about when they go home. 

kp: Where's the best place to get pie in Atlanta?
DC: The best pie (in my opinion) are the little fried pies at The Varsity. They come in either peach, or apple, and they kick ass. They used to be fifty cents or 25 cents or something like that when I was a kid.