M&M's Dulce De Leche (Caramel)

In a few months, there will be a new member to the M&M family. Standing out with its dark, blood red packaging, the brand new Dulce De Leche M&M's will invade our candy stores and... our hearts.

DDL M&M's are unlike anything you've ever experienced yet by the Mars family. For one thing, "Dulce De Leche" must be some weird foreign language -- a risky move in the candy-naming business. Next, the shape of the M&M could only be called spheroid, a step away from the flat ovals of Plain, Peanut butter, and Crispy rice, and the oblong football shape of Peanut. They look like someone took a Plain and inflated it gently, leaving it lumpy like a tumor. But this tumor has some tasty filling!

The filling is creamy, milky caramel. The kind of caramel angels must eat. This isn't that Rolo crap that sticks in your molars. This caramel goes down nice and easy, melting in your mouth like semen from the Caramel God. And best of all, this caramel isn't sickly sweet. These new M&M's are probably the least sweet of the bunch, which is brilliant because too many M&M's tend to burn the back of my throat. But you can eat the entire bag of DDL's and it's smooth as whipped butter.