There is too much to tell you since the last issue!

1. First, and foremost, if you haven't heard already (and God knows I've told everyone) I saw the most rocktastic concert ever in October--Tenacious D. We drove to Philadelphia for the show, and thanks to the D's most excellent assistant/number-one-fan, Jason Reed (aka LEE), we were able to go backstage and meet the Greatest Band on Earth. 

I got to the show thinking I was all cool and shit. Then after 2 hours of bend-you-over, fuck-you-in-the-ass, leave-20-dollars-on-the-bedside-table, full-on RAWK, I was shaken, shy, silly, and, well, completely overwhelmed, actually. I won't bore you with the details, since you've probably heard me tell the story a gazillion times, but if you haven't, email me and I'll fill you in. If you're nice, I'll even show you the photos...

2. I got the new centro-matic CD, DISTANCE AND CLIME.  I say new, but what I really mean is the "most recent".  Knowing Mr. Johnson, they've probably recorded four more since breakfast!!

Anyway, the CD is awesome. And if you don't believe me, you'll have to win it in next month's QUIZ.