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INTERVIEW:
Lee!

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kp: If The Tenacious D show had lasted on HBO, do you think there would have been a "Lee" spinoff?
lee:
Hell yessss, Puss in Panties.

kp: Do you put on your own pants?
lee:
Usually, unless I have a groupie that worships me enough to do the honor, or enough drugs in my system to believe my cat put them on...

kp: If you are in space for some time, would you chance an unknown worm hole just to get some ass?
lee:
Um...sure thing.

kp: If I write a buddy-cop screenplay as a vehicle for Piven, Jeter, Deezen, and Freeman, will you play "the rookie" who gets killed in the line of duty?
lee:
Only if I get 2 monologues and an opening credit.

kp: Done! What's the last movie you rented?
lee:
New School Legends of Adult Cinema.

kp: What's the better line from RED DAWN: "Let it turn..." or "Avenge me, boys!!"
lee:
Ahhhh,,, "Let it Turn", feline beeeee-a-ach.

kp: Tell us a good Tenacious D story!
lee:
JB always does pre-gig donkey craps and Kage likes to pace nervously chomping on Nicorette.
kp: A GOOD story.
lee:
A true fan/honorary roadie would not tell any good stories...until I write the biography anyway. Again, stay tuned, panted kitty-cat.

kp: Do you have any questions for kittenpants?
lee:
Yeah, I do. I'll spare the peeps from them as I want kittenpants in person, in the flesh, in pants, ready to dance. And I really want more photos of kittens in pants on your site. Do it, do it soon...
kp: Are you coming on to me?

Thanks to Lee for the interview - check out the TENACIOUS D website, or Lee's personal site.

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PAGE ONE
INTERVIEW: Lee
INTERVIEW: Harlow
FEATURE: Two Rock Nerds Talk About BOC
COLUMN: Betrayal + Redemption in: SIXTEEN CANDLES (part II)
COLUMN: Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
MUSIC: news + reviews
COMICS: Li'l Stinker