WJ: Romantic or Victorian?
AR: Victorian

WJ: I like your eyes. How do you make them happen that way?
AR: I got a mean email that told me I had frog eyes. Thanks for making feel a little nicer about them.

WJ: Did you approve/disapprove of Soulcracker's frequent shirtlessness? Did all those boy nipples distract from the song?
AR: I think Ramsey is cute.

WJ: What's better: Flickerstick or fish sticks?
AR: Eating fish sticks with Flickerstick.

WJ: If Ann and Nancy Wilson called to see if you were into forming a super group called "Heartlow", would you do it?
AR: FUCK YEAH!!!! They so so rule, and what a wonderful idea. We could do Barracuda/Beautiful Hell medleys and stuff.

WJ: When on the road, have you tried Dunkin Donuts' new "omwich"? what about TCBY's "yogwich"? Does this particular abuse of the English language offend you?
AR: I hate 'croissandwich'. Bastardizing the Frenchies...its not right.

WJ: Would you rather kiss Lemmy or Mick Mars?
AR: Lemmy is cooler, but the moles are a little disturbing. Lemmy. Yes, Lemmy. I pick Lemmy.

WJ: When Nikki Sixx said: "and Nikki Sixx... was dead" in that Behind the Music episode, did you kick and shriek a whole lot and throw your Slurpee way up in the air like I did?
AR: Chimene did. She loves him and styles her hair after him.

WJ: Can you give me a ride to the pooper?
AR: Ha ha ha... You are hilarious.