Who's Got My Sandwich?

The mister's toilet was felled from a cinderblock, booby-trap that was triggered too early. The mister liked his toilet to be his toilet, so he warned visitors of the booby trap twice: once, verbally and second, with a sign on the door that said, "Do Not Use. The Toilet is Booby Trapped and May KILL You." Only the mister knew how to bypass the trap so that he could poop and pee without complete worry.

Tuesday, the mister left work early (after 2:00 pm) because he felt sick. He must have had bad mayonnaise for lunch. Subsequently, he ran home to his own bathroom to throw up the disturbance and forgot to bypass the trap but realized it in time to move to safety.