kp: Oh. okay. I get it. Listen, maybe I should just start with the questions.
Paul: Unclench your ass cheeks...the scary part's over.

kp: Right, right. Relax. Okay. So how are you? Have you got any new movies coming out?
Chili: I got an idea for a movie.

kp: An idea? What kind of movie?
Chili: I'm not going to say anymore than I have to, if that.

kp: You can't even tell me if it's a comedy? A drama? A thriller...? A career rejuvenator, e.g. PULP FICTION?
Chilir: "E.g." means "for example". What I think you want to use is "i.e.".

kp: I don't think so.
Chili: I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is.

kp: Fine. But this movie--it's YOUR idea.
Tony: Yeah. Well, I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

kp: Oh. Sounds great. When's it coming out?
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

kp: What?
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

kp: Yeah... But--
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

kp: I'm driving! What are you doing? Are you trying to spoil my interview?
Danny: It's not spoiling it..It's only making it better.

Kp: Are you coming on to me?
Danny: Well sloppy seconds ain't my style.

kp: Wait. What the fuck does that mean?!
Paul: These days, you have to boil somebody before you can sleep with them.