I picked "John's Characters" up at his hotel in New York and as we drove around in my car, I spoke to

Vinnie ("WELCOME BACK, KOTTER")
Tony (SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER)
Danny (GREASE)
Adam (PERFECT)
James (LOOK WHO'S TALKING)
Vincent (PULP FICTION)
Chili (GET SHORTY)
Paul (THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER)
Joey (SHE'S SO LOVELY)
Jack (PRIMARY COLORS)
Michael (MICHAEL)
George (PHENOMENON)
and (Vic) Deakins (BROKEN ARROW).

kp: Wow. I can't believe I'm interviewing you. I'm so nervous! Can you tell?
Deakins: You're bleeding. That's good! Let's see if we can get any more out of you!

kp: What?
Deakins: Everything is going smoothly, I assure you.

kp: Whew! Good. I heard you could be pretty tough on reporters. Do you have any advice before we begin?
Adam: Always treat a famous person as if they're not. And a person who's not as if they were.

kp: Awesome! So you and me--we're just hanging out, like friends.
Vincent: I ain't your friend, Palooka.