Chris Weber also sent in a few. Frankly, I think he's phoning it in these days. I mean, maybe one day I'll use "Sucka Ducka" or "Billy From America" - and then what?! Will he be really really psyched, or will he cry because he can't suggest it anymore. Probably he'll just keep suggesting it anyway. Here's the list he sent in this month:

• Better than your Mother!!!
• More bite than butter!!!
• Nothing better than my Ass!!!
• Suck it!!!
• Sucka Ducka!!!
• Billy from America!!!

I love that they all end in exactly 3 exclamation points!!! And what if there truly were "nothing better than my ass"? Scary thought.

So, I have yet to send a few of the prizes for past winners. Hang on - they're coming. Also, for those of you who won mixed tapes, I know, I know. I'm horrible and don't deserve to live. I was going to send them out with the printed issue, and then the printed issue was put on hold... It's all coming in due time! I swear on the life of Burgess Meredith.

Oh yeah - I'm moving to Brooklyn! So I'm getting rid of a lot of crap. In an upcoming issue, I will have a crappy contest, in which "you" can win my crap. Which means I don't have to pack my crap. And my crap gets a good home. And "you" get to enjoy my crap. Stay tuned for the crappy details...

Happy reading!
Love (on the rocks),
kittenpants