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John "Uncle Sloppy" Freeman was a major contributor to this issue of Kittenpants. He even named it. Take a look at his other suggestions and you'll see why I had a hard time choosing.
  • I Was a Teenage Ass-Ninja
  • The Greatest Love of All (Involves Two Naked 8-year-olds)
  • You Are the Wind Beneath My Ass
  • Frozen Sex Castles Made of Sexy Ice
  • Daddy Made Me Feel Uncomfortable
  • The Mario Van Peebles Memorial Picnic Basket Appreciation Society, Inc.
  • Reefer Joints for Toddlers
  • Fronch fries, Fronch bread, Fronch dressing
  • Doin It'
  • Trousers are Comin' Down Tonight!!!
  • The Adventures of "Shitty"
  • Suicide Do's and Don'ts
  • Lesbian Foosball Horror Stories
  • Bacon is Jesus' Greatest Gift to Mankind
  • Hi, I'm Frank. I'll Be Your Waiter Tonight
  • Rocky III (the Director's Cut)
There were a few more, but I'm saving them because I may use them in future issues.

John won a spiffy Star Wars belt buckle, straight from eBay, as a prize for his efforts.
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INTERVIEW: Wet, Hot boys: David Wain and Michael Showalter
INTERVIEW: Wetter, Hotter, John Freeman
FEATURE: Driving with "Travolta"
FEATURE: Kickball Party
COLUMN: Betrayal + Redemption in SIXTEEN CANDLES (part I)
COLUMN: Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
COMICS: Vomit Train