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kp: Heather Grace and Martin Iles have been named the MVPs...how do you feel about that?
cw:
Grace and Iles did play fantastic defense, but offensively their kicking games were weak. Iles actually fouled out and Grace kept kicking pop flys directly to "Other New Guy".

cw: I am modest so I won't say who played the best offensive game of the day...three homeruns in a row, [CW continues to list his accomplishments here...]

I think as far as MVP's go I would have to say Psycho's Co-Captain Harry Warwick. He was solid both offensively and defensively, On top of that he coached and motivated his team to victory.

kp: What do you think about never winning a kickball game?
cw:
So many years of losing has made losing=winning. If my team actually had scored the most points I would probably feel like I had lost. Tradition is important!

kp: Does it make it better that you kicked ass in the second game, making 3 home runs, etc.? Correct me, because I don't want to get that wrong...
cw:
Well I was trying to be humble but I kicked some major league "A": three homeruns in a row, two triples, doubles, singles, running across home plate 10 times including a grandstanding display of stopping halfway [Home] and doing "the worm" across home plate.

kp: Oh, yeah. No one will forget that moment. I was yelling "Awesome!" and "Asshole!" at the same time...
cw:
My fielding skills were inconsistent but I had several decent catches throughout the day.

PAGE ONE
INTERVIEW: Wet, Hot boys: David Wain and Michael Showalter
INTERVIEW: Wetter, Hotter, John Freeman
FEATURE: Driving with "Travolta"
FEATURE: Kickball Party
COLUMN: Betrayal + Redemption in SIXTEEN CANDLES (part I)
COLUMN: Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
COMICS: Vomit Train