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Asian Fetish Edition

Chocolate Filling Cookies (China)
I could eat this shit every day of my cholesterol-shortened life. These shortbread, buttery cookies are packed with generous amounts of fudgy chocolate spread. They've got a homemade taste only heightened by ten seconds in the microwave. I have nothing more to say but that if you don't have the buck eighteen for 16 Chocolate Filling Cookies you are truly pathetic and I hate you.

Chocos Wafer Cubes (Taiwan)
Hell hath no fury like a Snack Monkey without hazelnut-chocolate wafer cubes. In my life, I've had wafer cubes from all around the world - Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Denmark, Korea, and now… Taiwan. Truthfully, they all taste the same, which is a good thing since they all taste perfect. Listen to me and you will all become happy Snack Monkeys: Keep the wafer layers light and thin, keep the nutella mortar rich and creamy, allow the cubes to melt a bit in a warm cupboard, and eat an entire bag for dinner every day.

Tune in next issue to read part II of our Snack Monkey's Asian food review.

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