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My Best Friend's Wetting
by kittenpants

Here's a fun game: take the titles of famous movies and turn them into porn movie titles. I'll start you off with the list below - a few (hundred) I came up with, while bored at work (although I'm pretty sure at least a few of these have already been made...).

Sometimes not changing the name is funnier - if you use your imagination. I typed the unchanged titles in bold.

A Butt's Life

A Few Hard Men

A Rear Unpleasant Danger

A Time to Drill

American Bi

American Booty

An Orifice and a Gentleman

Analyze This

Areola Jones and the Bust Crusade

Areola Jones and the Temple of Boobs

Back to the Hooter

Bare Force One

Beverly Hills Cock

Big

Big Daddy

Booty and the Breast

Boy Story

Bush Hour

Butts Women Want

Cherry Poppins

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Coming to America

Contact

Crocodile Cuntee

Crotch Adams

Deep Impact

Dick Tracy

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Done in Sixty Seconds

Double Jeopardy

Dumb & Dumber & Even More Naked

Eat Me: The Sextra Terrestrial

Enema of the Date

Every Which Way But Loose

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INTERVIEW: Gary Gygax 
MUSIC: News + Reviews
FEATURE: The Diary Excerpts...of an Unnamed Character
FEATURE: My Best Friend's Wetting
COLUMN: Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
POLL: Kp is Insecure
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