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POLL:
Kittenpants is Insecure

by kittenpants

The latest poll was just a blatant cry for reassurance. I also wanted to get a feel for what you wanted more of and what you wanted less of and what you wanted nothing to do with ever again. I think I got an idea. Here are the results.

  1. How long have you been visiting kittenpants?
    1. Since the beginning (40%)
    2. Over 6 months (40%)
    3. I like to wear shoes (20%)
  2. How did you first hear of kittenpants?
    1. kittenpants sent me an email (33%)
    2. a friend told me (33%)
    3. I found it through a link (7%)
    4. I was looking for porn and stumbled across it (7%)
    5. I love the nightlife. I like to boogie (20%)
  3. Do you receive the emailed member announcements?
    1. Yes, thank you! (67%)
    2. Yes, but I hate them (3%)
    3. I am the captain of monkeys (27%)
  4. What would you like to see more of on kittenpants?
    1. Robots (27%)
    2. naked ladies (18%)
    3. newsletter articles (15%)
    4. contests, quizzes, polls, featured links (12%)
    5. Corey Haim (15%)
  5. Do you read the kittenpants newsletter?
    1. Yes, every issue (65%)
    2. I have read some issues (18%)
    3. I made sandwiches this morning (18%)
  6. What are your favorite articles?
    1. the interviews (22%)
    2. the polls (14%)
    3. the quizzes, silly articles (12%)
    4. TnA movie reviews, Story Time with Aunt Marie, serious articles (10%)
    5. bananas (10%)
  7. Which newsletter name did you like the best?
    1. The Make Cops Cry Newsletter (29%)
    2. Kittenpants: Feel the Heat (24%)
    3. Kittenpants Spectre (12%)
    4. Kittenpants Post-Intelligencer (12%)
    5. God Loves Winners (12%)
    6. Kittenpants: Hold the Tether (6%)
    7. Van Halen (6%)
  8. Click here to see which logo was most popular.
  9. Would you buy any kittenpants merchandise?
    1. I want the kittenpants CD!(60%)
    2. I want the kittenpants bowling shirt!(20%)
    3. I want the kittenpants t-shirt!(18%)

Thanks to everyone for participating in the survey. There is information about kittenpants merchandise in the FAQ section of this newsletter. To unsubscribe to the announcements, send an email to kittenpants@hotmail.com and let me know. For more Corey Haim, visit the "Corey Haim Shirtless gallery"

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INTERVIEW: Gary Gygax 
MUSIC: News + Reviews
FEATURE: The Diary Excerpts...of an Unnamed Character
FEATURE: My Best Friend's Wetting
COLUMN: Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
POLL: Kp is Insecure
COMICS: Story Time with Aunt Marie
COMICS: Hippies Are Dumb II
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