Q: Why would you do that?
A: Because Vince Neil told me to.

Q: Is that naked ass picture (used as the 1st newsletter logo) a picture of me?
A: No. It is a picture of George Neal. If I put a picture of your naked ass on my website, you will be the first to know, I promise. If you have any, please send to kittenpants@hotmail.com. Thanks to George for that picture, by the way. I have used it all over the website, on postcards, as letterhead, and I am designing a pillowcase and matching sheets.

Q: What's this about a kittenpants CD? Is it for real, or is it just a lot of talk, like all your fake bands?
A: First of all, stop making fun of my fake bands. We are all going to play a show someday, and we will rock. Secondly, the CD is real. I've contacted some folks in bands who are interested, and I've contacted someone at a label who will help me put it together. There's some question as to a "theme" of the CD, and I have to weigh costs vs. interest. But I'm looking at completion within a year, and when complete, it is GUARANTEED TO ROCK!

Q: Can my band put a song on the kittenpants CD?
A: Does your band cover "Lady" by STYX? No seriously, if I know you, like you, and have heard your band, then all signs point to YES. I will probably be contacting you soon, but feel free to contact me first. Otherwise, send me some info.

Q: And what about other kp merchandise? I hear rumors of t-shirts, bowling shirts, used cars, stickers...
A: T-shirts are next. The bowling shirts are available, but they turned out to be expensive ($45-ish). If you are still interested, contact me. I gave the "kittenpants used car" to the Fire Dept. Stickers? Okay!