It was then that I realized I had absolutely no idea what to ask. I have never played any RPGs - in fact, when doing research it took me twenty minutes to realize what "RPG" stands for (Role Playing Game--duh!). The closest I'd ever come was watching Tom Hanks in the made-for-TV movie MAZES AND MONSTERS.

I sent word to my nerdiest friends (the battle for that title was fierce, I can assure you) and asked their help in coming up with some questions. We compiled a list that I felt was thought-provoking, yet fun, with just a touch of retarded. His answers left me a little cold, though. I don't know what I expected from the man who put the "G" in RPG (and apparently the extra "T" in "Motzart"...) but I felt overpowered by the use of so many initials and complicated smileys :) . The way he switched his G's with J's was "lejendary".