The following is from an actual email I received, unsolicited no less, from famous, sassy, tell-it-like-it-is TV Psychic, "Miss Cleo".

Kittenpants, I'm so very happy I am able to contact you.

My name is Cleo, and I am a Master Tarot Psychic. I had an exciting dream last night that could affect the rest of your life! I was so moved by the dream, that I shared this with my psychic associates.

With this knowledge our prediction powers have been heightened. I am asking you to call immediately and, if I am not available, you must speak to one of my gifted Tarot readers who will know how to use this knowledge to immediately change your future. It could be that exciting. Kittenpants, please call right now!!

I can't tell you too much here, but I will say that the experience will amaze you as much as it did me. There may be many wonderful things coming into your life very soon, in fact maybe in the next 10-14 days. You could be one very lucky person Kittenpants.

It's not often that I get overwhelmed, especially through a dream, at the prospects of good fortune for people. So you can see why I am overjoyed about what the future holds for you.

Kittenpants, your life may drastically change for the better. Please call right now so I can share this joy with you.

BECAUSE I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU, I HAVE GONE AHEAD AND SET UP A FREE TRIAL READING WHEN YOU CALL.