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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
I just voted [in the Greatest Wrestler Poll] but I'm disappointed that Adrian Adonis, one of the most revolting wrestlers ever, wasn't on the list. Maybe you should have a "most disgusting wrestler ever" poll. I voted for Magnificent Moolah, but I believe her name was actually "Fabulous Moolah". I could be wrong.
Dan Imal

You are right, and I made the change to 'Fabulous'.
~kitten~


Chris Weber won this issue's Naming contest with HOLD THE TETHER. He submitted a list of new names, but I actually chose it from a list he submitted a few months back. I just kind of loved it, although I was also intrigued by TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND. Below are the rest of the choices.

  • Sucka Ducka
  • Sleepy No Thinky
  • You look hot in those tight ass....Kitten Pants
  • Rev. Andy Flowers will never win
  • SUCK IT!!!
  • Eminem!?!
  • Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star
  • Too Much Metal For One Hand
  • Git it!
  • It smells better than it reads.
  • Flavor Flav
  • Jiggle the Handle
  • My Tummy Hurts!!
  • Stronger than an Army of Ants...Kitten Pants
  • Stronger than an Army of Aunts..Kitten Pants

Chris Weber will get a FUNANDEXCITING prize for his efforts. Send in a name idea of your own, for a chance to win one of thousands of fabulous prizes.

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FEATURE: Ask Brak
FEATURE: My TnA Pick: H.O.T.S.
FEATURE: Corn Mo Tour Diary
FEATURE: Area Writer Rips Off Onion
QUIZ: Manson vs. Manson
POLL: The Greatest Wrestler
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