GREENWICH, CT--Thursday, an unidentified writer tried to pass off an article as her own material, when upon further inspection, local authorities determined it to be plagiarized. The style and content are said to be "almost identical" to that of articles made popular in the national humor newspaper The Onion.

While the author could not be reached for comment, her Accounts Receivable Supervisor, Herbert Kornfeld, came to her defense: "Tha H-Dog heard about this alleged plagerization and my mind be reelin'. Ya'll tha biggest playa hatas of all, includin' them Accountz Payabo bitches. She just "samplin'" those articles, like Puffy do. Belee dat. Yo, fuck this accusin' shit. I out."

In a statement released later, the writer asked that all complaints be sent directly to her publisher, T. Herman Zweibel.