Originally, I had a list of about 5 people nominated for The Greatest Wrestler, and I asked Sad Banjo to add a few more to the list. He, in turn, consulted with Corn Mo and Coach, and they all began to argue the merits of those they felt should be on the list

Eventually, harsh words and human feces were flying about. My original choices were completely discarded and a new list was born. After much fiery debate, chest beating, and shit tossing, the list was finally compiled. Martin Iles, however, was killed.

Below are the results of the greatest wrestler poll.

1. The Von Erichs
2. Andre the Giant
3. Gorgeous George
4. The Fabulous Moolah
5. El Santo
6. "Macho Man" Randy Savage
7. Mankind
8. "Nature Boy" Rick Flair
9. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
10."Hollywood" Hulk Hogan

After all that, I decided that there were a few missing from the list. So I created the Other Greatest Wrestler Poll from the names left off the first list. Here's how it turned out.

1. "Polish Power" Ivan Putski
2. Andy Kaufman
3. Michael Hayes of the Freebirds
4. King Kong Bundy
5. "George "The Animal" Steele
6. Little Mr. T
7. Kamala
8. "Leaping" Lanny Poffo
9. Hillbilly Jim
10.Honky Tonk Man (write-in)

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