Thanks to Rhonda B for this issue's title. She no like her picture printed online, so I included this "sketch" (a la police drawings, or photographs of the Yeti). Here are her other entries:

• CHARGE!!!
• PORK-O-RAMA
• NOT THERE, MOMMY
• PENGUIN PANTS
• HIS NAME IS JEB, FOR GOD'S SAKE
• ICE CREAM FANTASY KITCHEN
• GOODY GUMDROPS
• TICKLE TICKLE
• ROYAL UGLY DUDES
• NO SCRUBS
• TICK TICK BOOM

I am really in love with 'Ice Cream Fantasy Kitchen' and 'Tick Tick Boom' - it was a close race. Rhonda will of course, be awarded a prize for her efforts.

I got a little behind in the prize-mailing for a while, but I'm back on track. Corn Mo won an official MR. SHOW knit black ski cap; Rhonda received a selection of 80's pop culture items from Flashbacks.com (ET, Fat Albert, and Battlestar Galactica paraphenalia, etc.); Sally Brock received the official NAT X action figure; Marshal 'Cappy' Thompson got the official JESUS and MOSES action figures; and Chris Weber's prize was some fetus-shaped soap and a VHS copy of I AM THE CHEESE.

Perhaps you're wondering how YOU can receive such fantastic prizes? Submit your entry for the name, or even better - send me a logo for the next newsletter. OR (new!) enter the mixed tape contest by February 28, 2001. If I choose your name, logo, or mixed tape, or if it is your birthday (and I like you) you will receive a valuable, cherished prize, such as the ones listed above, or (if all else fails) a MONSTERS OF ROCK CD.

Newsletter name and logo entries can be emailed to:
kittenpants@hotmail.com

contest is over!