kp: Will you trade me one of your KISS drawings for Bruce Campbell's email address?
Will: Can't. Put 'em in the Denton County Fair behind Kroger this summer and they swept up the 1st-3rd grade competition (total annhilation. As in: dee-stroyed 'em, man). Me and my dudes were there. They're headed to fair park in October. I'm not even in charge of 'em anymore. I'll probably get famous.

kp: Do you have any songs about touring?
Will: A brand new one called "New Brookland". There may be some others.

kp: Do you have any threes? Go Fish! No, seriously, do you?
Will: What?

kp: I'm sorry that was a trick question. The answer is yes. Do you still write a song a day?
Will: No, but if I had the time I would. One day I wrote twelve songs before noon while watching "College Football Saturday". I think only four of them were good. No songs yet today. Just woke up.

kp: How many songs have you written? Please list all of your songs in the order they were written, from memory. (chris weber asked this one. He is mean!)
Will: I'm not sure. Chris Weber is mean, but not as mean as me. I'm a mean fucker.