The news is in: movies based on TV shows are a success! Just look at CHARLIE'S ANGELS, THE BRADY BUNCH, MCHALE'S NAVY, and JFK! Now Hollywood is scrambling to develop scripts based on other popular television shows. Here's a few to watch for.

The Love Boat
After years of 'will they or won't they?', Charo and Nipsey Russell finally do it.

My Two Dads
Paul Reiser makes an appearance, but Greg Evigan is replaced by a robot with five o'clock shadow.

Webster
Webster remains in the 2nd grade, despite being 47 years old. Ma'am and George learn that he has gotten a teacher pregnant. Then Webster hides in the clock.

Three's Company
Furley is suspicious that Jack isn't really gay, so Jack rapes him in the shower.

Remington Steele
I don't know what happens, but wouldn't it be great if they made this into a movie?! Charles Rocket makes a cameo.

The Dukes of Hazzard
Crazy Cousin' Cooter is elected to Congress, becoming the swing vote that overturns Roe v. Wade. The Duke boys must rescue Daisy from a 'back-alley' abortion doctor.

21 Jump Street
The cast makes fun of Richard Grieco for 2 solid hours.