kp: When you are on tour, which 'road song' would you say best represents the band's mood: Wheel in the Sky by JOURNEY, On the Road Again by WILLIE NELSON, Surprise, Surprise by X, or Wanted: Dead or Alive by BON JOVI?
Matt: On the Road Again. We make sure we're not on the road for very long stretches (2 weeks is pretty much the max so far), and that makes it so much fun, just like a vacation. Except for the lifting and the smoke, and the lack of site-seeing. Really, the only thing that is the same as vacation is the driving and the hotels. Except I guess when I go on vacation I usually don't stay on people's floors.

That whole thing I said about touring being a vacation is a big lie, made up by me as an excuse to align myself with country superstar Willie Nelson. Hell, I barely know the words to "On the Road Again", I don't know if that's representative of our experience. I don't know anything anymore.

kp: That's fair. How do you like your eggs?
Matt: sunny side up w/ a big piece of bacon draped under the yokes to make a smiley face.

kp: Will you tell me a joke?
Matt: yes.

kp: I don't get it.