Matt Pence: the artist formerly known as the drummer from Adam's Farm and Dooms U.K., keeper of many secrets, and the lover of Choco Tacos. Read on.

kp: How is being a married drummer different from being a single drummer with a long-term girlfriend?
Matt: more groupies (1 to be exact)

kp: What is the secret to making the perfect slurpee?
Matt: Not too much syrup, very very cold, in an insulated mug w/ one flavor on top of, not swirled in w/, another flavor.

kp: What is the secret to trimming the perfect beard?
Matt: matches.

kp: What is the secret to making the perfect bass drum sound?
Matt: You must place the tiniest amount of schmutz on the kick drum (.035 mm to be exact).

kp: What is the secret to playing the fuck out of the drums while still wearing a giant costume of the periodic table of the elements that covers your whole body?
Matt: superpowers, of course.

kp: Have you ever hit on a girl with the line, 'really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...'?
Matt: [silence]...

kp: If you were stranded on an island, but you found a magical tree that, rather than growing fruit, grew a type of Tex-Mex food, what kind of Tex-Mex food would you want it to grow?
Matt: Choco-Tacos.

kp: What is your favorite song by centro-matic?
Matt: Tied to the Trailer

kp: What is your favorite song by Adam's Farm?
Matt: The Duck

kp: What is your favorite song by DOOMS U.K.?
Matt: Heather has 2 Mommies

kp: What is your favorite song by DEVO?
Matt: Mississippi Queen (they did that one didn't they, that's an awesome jam!! cowbell central, U.S.A!!! !! !)!