kp: Would you compare yourself more to the Incredible Hulk or The Thing?
Mark: The Incredible Bulk would be more apropriate in my case. I feel self-conscious now.

kp: No! The Hulk and The Thing are 2 of America's most-loved superheroes--not like that pussy, Batman. Anyway, who is better: Mister Furley or the Ropers?
Mark: Boy... tough one. On the one hand you have the classic interplay between Norman Fell and Audra Lindley- a poignant microcosm of the classic battle of the sexes. On the other hand you have Mr. Limpet- Master of the Triple Take. I'll take the Ropers even though I am fundamentally opposed to spin-offs.

kp: Can you name the pseudo-porn movie that I worked on (and that Chris Weber was an extra in)?
Mark: First of all, what do you mean by "extra in"? That sounds a bit randy. Unfortunately, I never got to see it. I moved away from D-town too early, I guess. Any copies still floating around?

kp: It's called 'Lethal Betrayal' and I believe you can find it at your local video rental establishment. Okay, answer this riddle:
SATURN is to 3 as ROBOT is to ___________.
Mark: 2.5? i? I thought I told you Mensa bastards I wasn't interested in joining your coven.

kp: I'm sorry, but the answer is 'Harvey Keitel.' Do you know any riddles?
Mark: Yes. I will now recite Golum's riddle form The Hobbit. Ahem. "This thing all things devours-Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stone to meal, Slays king, ruins town, And beats mighty mountain down! What is it, my precious?" Man, Golum had it going on! Of course, I only know about The Hobbit from references in "Ramble On" from Led Zepplin II. That song rocks. I'm not a geek or anything. You believe me, right?

does anyone know the answer? To the riddle, I mean. The geek question has been answered...