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	kittenpants is: Darci Ratliff
Height: 5' 7"
Hair: blonde
Eyes: green. My Dad says they look like baby shit.
First record bought: "Just Like Starting Over" by John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Then a bunch of Blondie records.
First concert: The "Calling All Nations" tour: Iggy Pop, Guns n' Roses, INXS, etc. (9-17-88 - Dallas, TX).
Stuff I like: ROBOTS, sock monkeys, the song "Rock 'n Roll Suicide", hot dogs, boys, pie, jukeboxes, beer, poker, TexMex, driving, blow jobs, Scrabble, ELECTRIC DREAMS, Bill Paxton, hash browns at Waffle House, the part where Macchio dies in "The Outsiders", Willie Nelson's voice, X (the band), road trips, and (of course) starfucking.
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