Dear kittenpants:
Why are you called kittenpants? Are you specially confused, or, when you were thinking of a name for this 'fabulous' website, did a kitten in a pair of pants walk past in your monitor, or did your toaster tell you to?

Cat

Dear Cat:
What my toaster tells me is between me and my toaster.

I am suspicious of your 'fabulous' use of quotes.
xoxo,
kittenpants