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Dear kittenpants:
when trouble comes around do you whip it? or do you leave it unwhipped? And if there is no trouble, do you whip your iced mocha frappacinos? Is the whipping of certain items sacred? Or if not, is there an amount you must whip for it to be whipped "good"? I'm so lost. I need guidence, and the bible nor the priest could help me...

tis king dusty

Dear tis king dusty:
Are you Through Being Cool? Don’t You Know that it's a Beautiful World? You have Freedom of Choice. So stop Jerkin’ Back ’n’ Forth and get that Girl U Want by Going Under. It Doesn’t Matter to Me but I have a Gut Feeling you'll Be Stiff.

Shrivel Up.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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