Do you think I'm depressed?

What month is not "Endless Shrimp Month" at Red Lobster?

Is the local news just some elaborate joke?

Do you think we've been spending too much time together since my girlfriend left me?

Do you blame you?

Do you really think Jared lost all that weight eating hoagies?

Do you think it would work for me?

Are you calling me fat?

Am I really supposed to like twins and dislike shaving that much?

Are you calling me gay?

Are you doing anything tonight?

Do you want to hang out, order in, and get drunk?

How can I make a noose?

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