Hey kittenpantsers!

I've returned to you, my happy monkeys, with all new fun stuff for you to read about, print out, roll up, and set on fire. Go ahead!

First of all, I have moved away from the oft-heckled Williamsburg, Brookyln, in favor of a beautiful new place in Manhattan's East Village. What does this mean to you? Probably nothing, but I'm just so excited I need to share. Also, much thanks to Andy, Kim, Wilder, and Ann Marie for being the muscle behind the madness.

I was recently published on reallysmalltalk.com, a website featuring New York stories of 100 words or less. Mine's called Tonight's the Night, and is absolutely true.

The winner of the title contest for this issue is Tim Kaminski, based on his re-telling of the infamous Grown-Ups-spotting-Bigfoot story. Ask him about it sometime.

Tim has won a pair of kittenpants underpants, which he can add to his growing collection of ladies' panties. You can win, too. Email me your suggestions for next issue's title.

That's all. Read it.

God made man, but a monkey supplied the glue.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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