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Hey Kittenpantsers!

I thought I'd use this space to answer some Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs).

Q: Who are you and why do I keep getting these emails?
A: I am kittenpants. You are reading the kittenpants announcements. Probably because I found your name or email address in the trash and signed you up to make myself feel better by appearing "popular" on the internet. Or we could be "close friends". Or both.

Q: Who is Keith Gordon? Why is he mentioned in the kittenpants info?
A: Keith Gordon is a teen actor turned indie director. He starred in movies like DRESSED TO KILL and CHRISTINE, and directed movies like THE CHOCOLATE WAR and MOTHER NIGHT. But he's more than that. He represents my attachment to obscure film references, and also he had really cute hair. Check out his wacky-70's-wild-and-crazy-guy wardrobe in JAWS II, and his life-imitates-art performance of a filmmaker wannabe in THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN. Fair is fair!

Q: What is/was "kittenpants radio"?
A: kittenpants radio was part of a website called launch.com, where folks could become "DJ" of their own net-based radio station by listing favorite songs, albums, and artists. It was fantastic at first, but I later experienced some technical difficulties (slow downloads), so I stopped listening. Last I checked, I received the message: "Your LAUNCHcast station is temporarily unavailable. " blah blah blah. So much for reliable customizable, rock-tastic internet radio. If you missed out on your chance to hear kittenpants-DJ'd rock, just sing the song "Lady" by STYX over and over in your head. It's sounds a little like that...

Q: Are you mocking Tommy Lee on your "Favorites" page?
A: No of course not!! I am mocking Nikki Sixx.

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